IF

Never Wanted To Dance

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can DO that I have not already done to myself,
Oh no, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't ever be--
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go! (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
There is nothing!--
You can do!--
That I have not already done to myself...HEY!

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
No, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me--
Don't ever be,
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
There is nothing...
You can do...
That I have not already done to myself...
Hey... hey... hey... hey...

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Evening Wear

(feat. Chantal Claret)

This is my vindication
With a little decoration
No need to keep you waitin' (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Be intimidated
By what we have created
Kiss underneath the radaaaaaaaaar
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaa-air
To be compared to you-ou-ou [x2]
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da)

Just call me "Mr. Modest"
I got it and I flaunt it
You can applaud if you wanna (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Cock-blockin' non-stoppin'
When this ass is a-rockin'
Do not come a-knockin' (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaa-air
To be compared to you-ou-ou [x2]
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou baaa ba-ba-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap)

Everybody wants to join the club
Once you join the club, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants to be the bomb
But once you are the bomb, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants a big ol' slice
Of a little pie, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants in [x2]
Everybody wants

I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
Guess what?
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaair
Dressed down until I disappear
But I won't do it alo-o-one
No I won't do it alo-o-one
Oh I won't do it alooone
Bap-bap-bada-da-bap
Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Yay-hey-hey)

(OOH)

Lights Out

Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid?
Do you ever wanna get up all in your face?
You better take it
And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away
Fake it
Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

She better get with the club

Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid?
Do you ever wanna get up all in your face?
You better take it
And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away
Fake it
Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

(Doo doo-doo doo) [x2]

All-this-violence-makes-a-statement

(OhhhhhhhhOhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)
(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)
That's what I call entertainment
(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

(Doo doo-doo doo) [x2]

All-this-violence-makes-a-statement

Prescription

[Jimmy, L:] Doctor
[Jimmy, R:] Patient

I'm the doctor, I'm the patient
Don't forget that, it's important
If ya love me, like I love me
Everybody will be sorry

Well I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', well that's not so
I need something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription

I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription

I'm the doctor, I'm the patient
Don't forget that, it's important
If ya love me, like I love me
Everybody will be sorry

Well I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', well that's not so
I need something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription

I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Turn down the bass and fill that prescription

(DoDoDaDoDoDoo)
(AaAaAaAaAaaAa)
(DoDoDaDoDoDoo)
(AaAaAaAaAaaAa)

I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', no that's not so
I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', noooo that's not so
I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin' but that's not so
I neeeed something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Make it stop [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Make it stop [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription

Issues

[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

Oohh, I'd rather fuck ya than kiss ya (kiss ya)
But I won't press the issue
You know what I need is (I need, I need)
And ya never gonna be it (be it)
I shoulda hesitated
Limousine inebriated
So unsophisticated (-cated)
Too late to be debated

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

Oohh, I want a lot of profanity
With a lot of lost virginity
It's a boy's intuition
With a right explanation
'Cause I'm on that mission
With deducted admission
Now take my clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

Excuse me, do you want to screw? [x2]
I'm so amazing in the sack
Yes, I'm so amazing in the sack

[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

[Jimmy:] I'd rather fuck you than kiss you

I want a lot of profanity
With a lot of lost virginity

Now take those clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
Make out with her friends, make out with her friends' friends [x8]

Get It Up

(feat. Chantal Claret)

[Jimmy:] Gentlemen

Screwin' in moderation
Screwin' is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

It must be your face (eww eww)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

Screwin' in moderation
Screwin' is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

[Jimmy:] Oh, Jesus
[Jimmy:] I-I'd never had this problem before, it's just a
[Jimmy:] Hold on a second
[Jimmy:] Give it a minute, give it a minute
[Jimmy:] Alright, just give it a minute

[Jimmy:] Ah, te-ugh do something sexy
[Jimmy:] I don't care, do something sexy
[Jimmy:] Just whatever you do don't talk about your fucking boyfriend while we're having sex how about that?

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

It must be your face (eww eww)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

Revenge

[giggling and gossiping]
Okay, alright people. Come on, pay attention...
Girls, come on...
I hope everybody remembers the cheer,
because certain people last time did not remember the cheer,
so let's get it together. 'Kay? We got a game next week...
Alright...One...Two...

Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na

This...
is...
My...
Re...venge

I'm a little tease
Watch what i do
Here's a little taste
of how its gonna be from now on

Yo, fuck me and my friends
Yo - my friends and me
Aren't special enough
To make a case for Jealousy
Fuck the secret sauce
I'm Gothalicious with cheese
and all the gay things I say
make such a pretty melody
Now I wanna say all those bad things about you--cheese
I make up things so everyone hates you

This...
is...
My...
Re... venge

I'm a little tease
Watch what i do
Here's a little taste
of how its gonna be from now on

Yo, fuck me and my friends
Yo, my friends and me
Aren't special enough
To make a case for Jealousy
Fuck the secret sauce
I'm Gothalicious with cheese
and all the gay things I say
make such a pretty melody
Now I wanna say all those bad things about you--cheese
I make up things so everyone hates you

This...
is...
My...
Re... venge

I'm a little tease
Watch what I do
Here's a little taste
of how its gonna be from now on

This...
is...
My...
Re...venge
is...
My...
Re...venge

Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na!

This...
is...
My...
Re...venge
I'm a little tease
Watch what I do
Here's a little taste
of how its gonna be from now on

This...
is...
My...
Re...venge
is...
My...
Re...venge

Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na!
Woo!

Animal

Make a wish,
Make it hurt,
With my hand,
Up your skirt, tonight!

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File me alphabetical,
Ha-ha-ha-hypothetical,

It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-uh...bull!
Tonight

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
Ha-ha-hypothetical,
With my guns,
On the floor,
And the fans,
At the door, tonight!

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
Ha-ha-hypothetical,

It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-uh...bull! bull!
Tonight

Oh no, not me!
Pissed off, ripped off, repeat (tonight)
Oh no, not me!
What's my excuse this time? Suffer it...

Unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-a...bull!
Tonight

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
Ha-ha-hypothetical, (tonight)
Fuckin' incredible,
Suh, suh, nonconceptual,
I be the medical drug,
The theoretical--
Tonight!

Mastermind

I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain't no fuckin' lie!

I am the mastermind
It's just a problem of mine
It's like columbine
Co...lum...BINE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This message cannot be denied

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right

I am the mastermind
Underline mastermind
Until your pencil breaks

I am the mastermind
Just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
De...NIED!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This shit gonna turn your mama white

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right

Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania

I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry

I am the mastermind
And now that I'm satisfied
It's time to say goodbye
Good...BYE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right
I will not apologize

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right

On It

(feat. Chantal Claret)

Wait (wait), I masturbate
Let another motherfucker come and share my fate and pray (pray)
Catastrophe
Imma kill a motherfucker with a fax machine and break... it down... for you... to see

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin' (goin'-goin'-goin'-goin')

Fake (fake), I'm not awake
It ain't my fault you can't relate
Towed (towed), corporate accounts
Gonna hurt somebody with my 24 ounce and break... it down... for you... to see

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

I'm gonna be the one with my face in a magazine
I'm gonna be the one I have to face

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out
In the morning I have come
Rock the walls, rock the bass
In the morning I'm gone
Putting you in your place
In the morning I have come
Rock the walls, rock the bass
In the morning I'm gone
Putting you in your place
In the morning I have come

Come

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

I'm gonna be the one with my face in a magazine
I'm gonna be the one I have to face

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'

Pay For It

I know I'll feel this way forever
I know no one will beg to differ
Goodbye, so long, it's been a pleasure

Repeat this when I say that
I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Never gonna be perfect
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know I'll feel this way forever
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know no one will beg to differ

Repeat this when I say that
I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch
I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Never gonna be perfect
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know I'll feel this way forever
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know no one will beg to differ

Too much of one thing never hurt me, baby
It is aggressive, that's the message we send

I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch
I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Due

Everyone knows
What you know
All except me
That ain't right
Let me know
When I get
The respect that I'm due if only for tonight
Watch me mix it
In my basement
With no makeup
I feel naked now
Ha Ha Ha
I never really lost the fight
but I never really won it
Ha Ha Ha
And die my darling
Ha Ha Ha
P.S.-- Welcome to my life

Money

I'm so money
So money
Oh baby I'm so money
So money
MONEY
(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm so money
So money
Oh baby I'm so money
So money
MONEY

MY LIE

Daddy want the new, persue our new car [x2]
Daddy wants all the money
(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm so money
So mo-nay
Oh baby I'm so money
So mo-nay
MO-NAYYY

(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bomb This Track

Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Y'all rocked my body
But now I'm goin', bye
Thanks for the party
The mo' with the girls and the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye
Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows me
Know them dirt

Thanks for the party, the house, the girls, the press, and..
Oh yeah, doing my laundry

I want to testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Bugging out, getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
All my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb, bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

You want my story, lady
And my money, ladies
Least that's what happens when you take what they are givin', baby

You want my money, money
Want my merry money
You want some static, don't go paint yourself a story
When I love you down baby
Need some strokin' baby
Don't you know they are really what I'm bout baby

Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Y'all rocked my body
But now I'm goin', bye
Thanks for the party
The mo' with the girls and the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye

Mark David Chapman

(feat. Celia Euringer)

Indistinguishable from one another
No possible intention to even bother
It doesn't matter what is said or how we say it
Coincidentally, we all sound exactly the same
We all want to swindle kids out of their money
If you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it

You are so fucking lame!

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo supe que nadie iba a comprender tu musica
pero tu no me hiciste caso,
yo te dije, no te vistas en color rosa"

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for

Mark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
He will thin out the herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no heart
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

Don't look to me
I do not lead
I'm just in front
And they're all following

Some other motherfucker
Without the balls or cojones
To take a hold of the reins
And use them

Why is something so obvious so elusive?
There is nothing on the menu that will turn abusive
I am part of the problem
Not the solution

I'm just a prisoner
In the same prison as you
We wait for other shoes to fall into positions
Already obsolete
No one will miss us at all

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo te dije, no debes de firmar con una compaáia de discos tan grande,
ellos no te aprecian, yo no creo en ti"

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for

Mark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
He will thin out the herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no awe
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

I can not tell
Is it just me
Or do we all
Look just like

Adolph fucking Hitler
With this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut
Dangling in our faces
Making us all indescribably indistinguishable from each other
Or maybe I'm just another megalomaniac...

Reginald, release the hounds

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Donde esta todo el dinero que me debes? LADRON!"

You’ll Rebel To Anything

Shut Me Up

The bass
The rock
The mic
The treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
With the bass
The rock
The mic
The treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute - minute
In a fuckin' minute
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute - minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

The bass
The rock
The mic
The treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
With the bass
The rock
The mic
The treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute - minute
In a fuckin' minute
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute - minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I don't buy your body right now - right now
I'm almost over my body right now - now
I'm on my way to the party right now - right now
I don't buy your body right now - right now
I'm almost over my body right now - now
I'm on my way to the party right now - right now
Because the break, the break

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like badass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

1989

Goodbye 1989
I wanna be the one in control
Rock my white shoes
Polo tie
The next big thing for five years running

It's not your turn
It's not your turn yet

Back off you little shits
Gnawing at my fists
I see they breed you by the boatload
Back off you little whores
Get 'em on all onboard
And let me beat you to the fucking punch bowl

My body's not even cold
My act is just getting old

Goodbye 1989
I wanna be the one in control
Rock my white shoes
Polo tie
The next big thing for five years running

It's not your turn
It's not your turn yet

Back off you little shits
Gnawing at my fists
I see they breed you by the boatload
Back off you little whores
Get 'em on all onboard
And let me beat you to the fucking punch bowl

My body's not even cold
My act is just getting old

Some babies wanna get down like this
We eat what we like
Some babies wanna get down like this
We eat what we like

Back off you little shits
Gnawing at my fists
I see they breed you by the boatload
Back off you little whores
Get 'em on all onboard
And let me beat you to the fucking punch bowl

My body's not even cold
My act is just getting old

Straight To Video

All aboard
Hit the road
All the bullshit
Can't be ignored
It's hard to place
In my face
No emotion

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Hiney-ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow
Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

I'm never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So amazing
I'm never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So amazing

All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

I'm never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So amazing
I've never said it
No, never said
You're suffocating
Suffocating
I'm never noticed
No, never noticed
Your beauty's fading
It's F-f-fading

You'll Rebel To Anything (As Long As It's Not Challenging)

You don't mean it

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

What Do They Know

beat me up
beat me down
mess me up, beyond the recognition
for what it's worth, i'd do it again
with no consequence i will do it again
hard up, so hunt me down (down down)
jump the gun bust a cap in the ground

yo yo yo word
my tendancies, never returned
recieve like a big fat jerk
a bit silly but not absurd
good to know, that's what i heard
thinkin' thoughts that's most impure
don't really respect it, sure
i'm just that stupid, jerk

on the fence
the consequence
what do they know about that?
on the track
ahead of the pack
what do they know about that?
i'm quite a threat
i'm quite a mess

beat me up
beat me down
mess me up, beyond the recognition
for what it's worth, i'd do it again
with no consequence i will do it again
hard up, so hunt me down (down down)
jump the gun bust a cap in the ground

yo yo yo word
my tendancies, never returned
recieve like a big fat jerk
a bit silly but not absurd
good to know, that's what i heard
thinkin' thoughts that's most impure
don't really respect it, sure
i'm just that stupid, jerk

on the fence
the consequence
what do they know about that?
on the track
ahead of the pack
what do they know about that?
i'm quite a threat
i'm quite a mess

hey, ah someone to stab in the back
hey, ah someone to fall through the crack
hey, ah someone to punch in the face
hey, ah someone to fall through the crack

resent all over my face (x8)

jump the gun bust a cap hit the ground

yo yo yo word
my tendancies, never returned
recieve like a big fat jerk
a bit silly but not absurd
good to know, that's what i heard
thinkin' thoughts that's most impure
don't really respect it, sure
i'm just that stupid, jerk

on the fence
the consequence
what do they know about that?
on the track
ahead of the pack
what do they know about that?
i'm quite a threat
i'm quite a mess

Stupid Mf

Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard
Should I talk slower like you're retarded

Yo they think youre dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think youre dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it? get it? get it? you just don't get it!
Get it? get it? get it? stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuc--ker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuck

Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard
Should I talk slower like you're retarded

Yo they think youre dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think youre dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it? get it? get it? you just don't get it!
Get it? get it? get it? stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuc--ker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuck--er

It's under your nose
It's over your head
It's out of your reach

You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuc--ker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuck

Two Hookers And An Eightball

two hookers and an 8-ball
i can't believe that i write this shit
two hookers and an 8-ball
stupid people thinkin' i am cool

i definitely give myself props
and that way i always get what i want
i always try to keep my edge
with two hookers and an 8-ball nigga
for all the stolen goods
i rock them bitches and get freekydeeky
with the front-row tickets for all of my bitches
'cause my momma said to pick the very best one

two hookers and an 8-ball
i can't believe that i write this shit
two hookers and an 8-ball
it ain't that fuckin' hard

i'm standing up to all my abuse
inexperience is where i lose
i'm struggling to keep my edge
with two hookers and an 8-ball baby
for all the fine ladies
fallin' outta my mercedes
with a bad case of rabies and a hot baby

two hookers and an 8-ball
i can't believe that i write this shit
two hookers and an 8-ball
stupid people thinkin' i am cool

(saturday... saturday.. saturday.. what a day)

how 'bout that coke, you want that coke? i thought i told you give up (x2)
puppy dog, puppy dog

8-ball niggaz for all the stolen goods
i rock them bitches and get freekydeeky
with the front-row tickets for all of my bitches
'cause my momma said to pick the very best one

two hookers and an 8-ball
i can't believe that i write this shit
two hookers and an 8-ball
stupid people thinkin' i am coo

two hookers and an 8-ball
i can't believe that i write this shit
two hookers and an 8-ball
stupid people thinkin' i am cool

Prom

Everyone in highschool will worship the fucking ground I walk on
If it was up to me

I'll never be a target
I'll never be a fucking virgin

But it's not up to me

You make me hard, you make me hard, you make me hard, you make me
So now I'm high
We got the limo here
I'm running out
But they'll be fucking with the best prom ever

So now I'm high
We got the limo here
I'm running out
But they'll be fucking with the best prom ever

Everyone in highschool will worship the fucking ground I walk on
If it was up to me

I'll never be a target
I'll never be a fucking virgin

And it's not up to me

You make me hard, you make me hard, you make me hard, you make me
So now I'm highhere
I'm running out
But they'll be fucking with the best prom ever

Best prom ever

Guess what, girlfriend
You've got nothing on me whore
You won't be missed
So get the whole fucking thing over with

Best prom ever

Bullshit

After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit

I'm so down underground
I'll be scalping all my tickets
Fucking up my soundscan
Like ya'll can tell the difference
The mission fishin' for the missin' prissy little kids
We shoot 'em in a barrel
It's so easy when they're pissed
Under educated
Extra caffeinated
I just masturbated
Now I'm motivated
Can't live with us
You can't live without us - Oooh
I take it then I break it
Then you write my paycheck
You can call me Little Miss Piss with a kiss
And after all this the rest is all bullshit
And you love it
You love it
You love it
You love it

After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit

I'm bumping like a pimp on the stage to save face
I overcompensate with very bad taste
No offense, no romance, sick of your parents
I'm about to take a stance
And drop off my underpants
It's no accident
You will pay my rent
(synthesized voice: and I am free to download all the porno on the internet)
Carried on a stick - stick
Not too fucking quick - quick
Now that I'm a prick - prick
Ya'll can jack my dick
Say no to brains
It's a no-brainer
Lowest common denominator
It pays the bills
To be this sterile
Fuck me now, rip me off later
And you love it
You love it
You love it
You love it

After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit - Oooh
After this the rest is all bullshit

You can call me Little Miss Piss with a kiss
You can call me Little Miss Piss with a kiss
You can't live with us, you can't live without us
You can call me Little Miss Piss with a kiss
You can call me Littl